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- Опубликовано: 15 апр 2025
- Maybe if Cronus had paid more attention to the Zahhak of his session, maybe he would know that Nepeta is not without her ways of causing more pain than usual.
Cronus and Dave: Myself
Nepeta: / kikeisan
Source comic: shubbabang.tumb...
Music: Olive Rogue - coloUrs and mayhem- Universe A
![[Electro Swing Remix] A Friend Like Me](/img/1.gif)
Equius probably use those floaties to just float still in the water. If he swam he would probably make a tsunami from his utter STRENGTH.
And or mighty sweating
You said utter which sounds like udder
he’s holding back his true power
STRONG STROKE
The ocean is his sweat. Thats why its salty
i fucking love how dave is all high and mighty, and hes just like "shoo"! :D
Equius wears floaties.
case closed
😂😂
👏
Sophia T because he can sink like a rock because of his muscle
😂😂😂😂
Because muscle mass is denser than fat. Thus, the need for floaties.
Today the sea was dyed purple with the blood of the queen"s enemy
anna troxell
You don't fuck with Queen Leijon.
:33> No one messes with queen nepurrta lejion! >:3
i just realized you can hear Equius walking up while cronus is talking
Mary Ann Thornton that was Eridan, not Cronus
Wolfie Poppet No that was Cronus you could definitely tell by the quirk and the hair
@@psych0mantik you can see the mark on his eye...
_"Shoo"_ - Dave Strider 2015
I love t)(e way Dave says " did )(e just say toots?"
so funny 3XD
Equius wears floaties...
Bidane Martinez-Huerta Yes, because he is too STRONG for the waves, so he STRONGLY floats... yeah no I have no idea why he does but it's freaking adorable.
Bidane Martinez-Huerta He is like a rock....he sinks...hehehehehe
//intenSE BREATHING
+Bidane Martinez-Huerta :33 < Its beclaws is muscles weigh him down to much to pawperly swim.
cause they are badasses
i was actually hoping karkat would show up after she said knight, it still fits with basically the whole script, just make him yell
maxx yeah me too :(
And we're not going to talk about the fact that Equius is wearing float wings?
His freakishly high muscle density means he would sink like a rock otherwise.
+Alycia Shedd lol exactly
He's not a strong swimmer X3
you mean he is not a STRONG swimmer
THE END xD
Cool Cat?
COOL
CAT?
* flips the nearest table *
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+Wyatt Williams Omfg
+Wyatt Williams oh my gog
its real
SWEET JEGUS TEREZI.
...dosent he mean a STRONGly written letter?
Dominick Pompell e%ceptionally strong
Holy crap
I just realized
I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loosing all control
Cause this power
You're supplying
iTS ELECTRIFYING
(continuing...)
:33 < You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on mew
:33 < You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
:33 < i have no clue what im doing! X33
"Did he just say toots?" I think Dave's face right there was priceless. A mix of horror, disgust and freaking-the-fuck-out.
I GOT CHILLSSSSS THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN AND I'M LOSSSIINNNGGG COOONNTRRROOL AND THE POWER YOU'RE SUPPLYIN IT'S ELECTRIFYIN
7his commen7 deserves more apprecia7ion.
*what's he gonna do? Write me a strongly worded letter?*
Well no, but if he did, rest assured it would indeed be *STRONG*
I just love how Dave and Equius play along with Nepeta
Was nepeta humming Karkats theme?
Yes, yes she was
You've got good ears
Yep
"I got chills for you, and they're multiplying"
*AT AN ALARMING RATE*
The letter has more STRENGTH than you can imagine Ampora. Though a surprisingly small amount of letter.
You get blunt force trauma just trying to read it.
Is she humming karkats theme ?
Yes, yes she is...
you mean crustacean
+wibby Woo S4m3
Terezie Pyrope Terezi is it weird to ship you with Gamzee? I don't ship you black though I ship you red, is that weird?
Terezi Pyrope I don't even know why, I just do
Oh god I'm dying XD
Whelp, that's one less seadweller. He won't be missed.
Also, why are all Ampora's terrible with relationships and flirting? XD
+Isabella Castro
TheDigitalDragon ツ what?
Isabelle Rose Old comment I know, but I would take Eridan over Cronus any day. Eridan is just over emotional and arrogant for quadrants , but Cronus is just an assholish creep. lol. I know 2 year old comment, but its still nice to chit chat lol.
that seadweller is an embarrassment to the Aquarius sign
Shush, I love Cro.
Nepeta humming karkats theme.
Cute.
Oh my god yes. Banish Cronus with the power of large rocks and roleplaying.
I love how Dave just says shoo
at 1:32 nepetas face is just like "this is what happens when you fuck with the empurrress" also i can't believe dave really said shoo
more like a STRONGLY worded letter.
:33 < the qu33n expurrains that it is the only sake of roleplay.
GG: hey nepeta! how are you doing? :)
:33 < good! :3
GG: thats great nepeta! glad to hear that. karkat wont stop being a fuckass and its soooo annoying!!! D:>
:33 < h33h33,i guess.
I'm Aquarius
So I'm sorry for what those two are making you go through
Don't worry
Not all Aquarius signs are like that
Just the fact that Equius is wearing floaties makes this so much better
EQUIUS WEARING FLOATIES IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
i think it would have been even funnier if nepeta yelled for kanaya and cronus was like "oh shit!"
You gotta be KITTEN me right now. SHOREly there should be puns in the comment section.
PURRhaps I can change that.
pls no
This is PAWSitivly hilarious. I would PURRposly allow more but it would seem be are a bit SHOREt on the pun isle.
I GOT CHILLS, THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'
1:07 I JUST REALISED. THAT'S A QUOTE FROM GREASE AFTER THESE YEARS.
Equius wearing float things truly made my day.
Cr9nus........g9g dammit.....pard9n my language.....6ut......really Cr9nus......
Kankri Vantas I'm with you kankri Cronus needs to calm his hormones XD
I hate cronus just as much I hate eridan. SO A LOT.
Okay nevermind i prefer eridan over cronus now.
Equius had floating rings. Nepeta was smiling at Equius about to drop a rock on someone's head. Dave thought that was interesting. And... Oh my Gog. I love you.
Bert video ever.
I GOT CHILLS THERE MULTIPLYING
When Dave came in an proclaimed his knightship and just told him,"Shoo" I died. Also when Nepeta just scream/laughs and Equius himself
I am literally laughing so hard that I'm crying
Thank you for this.
I'm dying from laughing. Lol I totally headcanon that Cronus says toots. The voices were purrfect.
XD just yes dave summons equius with a rock Silverwolf 7456
control your brother XD
wweh nyeh hes practicing his movves
XDD
After he asked about the "strongly worded letter" my brain went to Kankri XD
And that's how Cronus dies
This is amazing, I also love the ending part with Dave XD
:33< this is so great I can't
Dave is so simple
"NOBODY MOVE THE KNIGHT IS HERE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW!"
"shoo"
A *STRONG* ly worded letter
"Vwhat are they gonna do? Vwrite me a strongly Vworded letter?" I laughed so hard at this
omg did anyone notice that in the beginning, Nepeta was humming Karkat's theme?
Maize Hagerman i do now
Nepeta just looks so satisfied throughout the whole thing xD
Rip Cronus
NEPETA WAS HUMMING KARKRAB'S THEME IN THE BEGINNING, HOLY- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
"shoo" THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I EVER HEAR
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DAVE IS SO ADORABLE???????
Nepeta’s “H A” gets me everytime
That grease reference though
when life gives nepeta a bodygard
dont you mean john Trollvolta
im equius and dave in this sort of situation XD
I'm just dave
I'm a bus
I'd probably be both as well if someone talks like that to any of my friends or relatives XD
kankri vantas I'm Equius XD
XD
indeed very STRONG
Get it cuz hes,Knight of Time
Equius: if you value your life, you shall leave her majesty alone
Awwwww equius is wearing floatiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!
0:47 Roleplay...recursion?
i like cronus' accent and equius' floaties
Yes, he will write you a *STRONG* worded letter
I'm surprised that the night isn't Karkat.
I have recently found out that Cronus grooms Mituna. Never in my life have I wanted to go into a fake universe and hold a character at gunpoint, make them think I’m letting them go, and then murdering them on the spot.
No he didn’t.
I love these voices man
I am now proud to have the same zodiac as Equis.
A GREASE PICK UP LINE
Dave: Did he say toots
Nepeta: (quietly) disgusting.
Can we appreciate the fact equius wears floaties
"cool cat"
COOL CAT
BEAUTIFUL
Equius has floaties on
1:07 That Grease joke !!!!!
I bet equius would probably refrain because of his blood
This was commented one year ago but. No it's actually canon that Equius, or all the Zahhaks for that matter, dislike the Amporas. He would not hesitate
sometimes i still think its funny cronus asked eridan out and he accepted
cronuS RUN
10/10 watched again and again like and exaggerated amount of 20 times
lol was I the only one who noticed that grease reference
YOU DON'T FLIRT WITH NEPETA. THE ONLY RULE IN LIFE.
Equius, Nepeta, and Dave make a good team.
0:55 when Im trying to stop a fight that Idk what to do about it.
I thought she was humming dark woods circus
get him, equius
*stares at screen when Equius walks up*
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.....
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EQUIUS THAT IS A ROCK
"nobody move, the knight is here to lay down the law"
"shoo"
:33
I thought nepeta was gonna beat the shit outta him.
Is Equius wearing arm floaties.
God Damniit Cronus!😝
I'm surprised the rock didn't crumble in his hands.
That's one heck of a letter
ah grease references
"Nobody move the knight is here to lay down the law
Shoo"
ive watched this already a long time ago but i watched it now and ngl i thought the opening was that moto moto meme
Omg it was Dave, I did not see that coming lol 😂😂😂
I died for some reason when Dave showed up